Starting out as a "Crunchy Wife", I found that going green before baby simplified our lives a little and helped with the added expense of trying to start a family. However, it turned out to be a huge time suck that I didn't have once the baby was actually here. I also came to terms with the fact that I didn't know as much about pregnancy and babies as I thought I did, and there were a lot of things about our baby and my pregnancy that were out of my control, like gestational diabetes, food allergies and other health issues. Watch as my life as a mom crumbles just like a cookie...a gluten-free egg-free one, that is.